December 2009
86 posts
Here's a real life FML
For my 21st birthday my parents told me they where going to get that die cut machine that I wanted instead they got me two extra large tank tops, a pair of $5 flip-flops from old navy and two bottles of unscented hand soap, none of which was even wrapped. Two Months later my older brother got a complete serious sattilite radio system for his car for his birthday. This Christmas my parents told me...
I miss my girls….and my boy,
I’m coming back to SF soon!
Why does love always feel like a battle field?
You better go and get your armour.
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“I like lady gaga, she’s cool people..she’s a little weird but every...”
– My dad wilst singing bad romance in the car as my mom asks “should you be knowing this?!”
didsomeonesaygiraffe:
Mom and I are going to see Nine tomorrow afternoon. I don’t really even know what it’s about, but there were people dancing in the previews, so I’m sure I’ll like it. Updates to come on just how incappable Fergie is as an actress.
I wanna see it to but I don’t know what it’s about either.
Collegehumor.com
Font conference
rude.
frankie: jordan's gonna be like the person in 27 dresses!
me: that's so mean!
frankie: it's not mean it's true.
And basically Catherine hiegel finds someone she Truly loves in the end. happily ever after
Ahhhhhhh stuck in a traffic jam in Arizona due to multipule accidents
In the snow…..and I gotta pee, NOW!!!!!
My iPhone says it would take me 22 days to walk to Oklahoma. What if I ran?
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Right now I feel Cinderella, seeing you at the ball and not being able to find you after the clock strikes 12. I don’t like this torn feeling I have in the gut of my stomache.
The past years my new years resolutions have been 50% bullshit. Stuff like; (imagine me saying this in an annoying voice)”lose 30 pounds” “get a boyfriend” blah blah blah. Buy this year all I have is 1. Become a bad-ass, I want to take mote risks and feel good about it, after all I won’t be young forever. 2. Just fucking be myself, and make no apologies for it,...
Today I saw a lady with a full beard….. Or a man with a full chest, I have no idea.
Sara Bareilles and Ingrid Michaelson -Winter Song
aaannnndddd
once again I am smitten with you, but just until further notice.
“you’re an angel do something!”
“I have not power over bears,...”
– Stephen Colbert and Leslie Feist (as an angel), A Colbert Christmas
Usher- goat cover →
glitterforbreakfast:
(via laurgasm:)
BAHAHAHAHA.
dat goatz mad sexi yo
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There are some rude iPhone apps at the app store right now. I’m appaled , poket girl friend, REALLY!? ipasties, REALLY?! beautiful boobs, ARE YOU SERIOUS!?
“I wouldn’t trust you running a bath, let alone a fu($ing resturant!!!”
– Chef Ramsey , kitchen nightmares
classical music is giving me piece of mind right now because i’m about to lose it to finals right now.
what Disney is trying to tell me. →
candylands:
one of my co-workers told me about this article, and she said I should read it and that it would inspire me or something. Wrong….
“Combined with the disturbing number of black men in prison, that means 47 percent of all African-American women today never marry”
47% people. My roommate just told me her co-worker (who is black) said he doesn’t want to date a black girl because we are...
simplicityandwonder:
memoirsofagangster:
found the cutest dress for NYE people. lets just say my NYE theme is Bad-ass BOWS and ruffles!
now hopefully i’ll get to wear it.
Sounds cute. I wanna see.
I’ve got 3 options for new years. Finally got a corset, but with everything put together I’m tinkering on the edge of sex and sweet…well more of a shy slut if there is such a thing. Then i got...
Watchthis movie, however corny it is, I LOVED IT!
