January 2012
45 posts
Jan 1st
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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So tired about hearing how many places you’ve been, how many perks you get at your job, and how much ‘tron your downing in the VIP section of the club. How about you make a new years resolution to be less vain, and stop using facebook as a tool to get others to validate your life?
Dec 28th
Dec 27th
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clientsfromhell: Client: We really want the design to be modern and cutting edge graphically.  Big “wow-factor.” It needs to look very modern. Me: Great! Do you have any design ideas in mind, or examples of sites you like? I notice the original design has an image-slider, do - Client: We actually don’t want any images on the site at all anymore. Me: None? Client: We want the site design to look...
Dec 27th
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Once and for all pt.2
Why do people identify agnosticism and their religion when agnosticism is not a religion at all???
Dec 24th
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Once as for all
Will someone explain to me how I should pronounce gyros!?!!
Dec 24th
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100 Ways to Save Hip-Hop →
Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Can you replace all the red with blue or aqua? We want a warmer look.”
– (via clientsfromhell)
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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“Deep in my mind Im secure we can buy I wanna see the light before I die or I lie in an empty space, The darkness comes and I’ve been telling my soul And me and myself we turn around, we’re getting old, But the lightning crashing, foolish emotions From the bruises and the beauty in this moment that we’re feeling, And I feel like I’m seeing the world inside of me But I can tell you that I...
Dec 20th
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Dec 18th
Dec 17th
Me: I feel like like getting wasted
Aida: white girl wasted?
Me: .....no.....
Aida: then you dont wanna get wasted
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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I am fuckin on the edge of glory right now!!!! Let just hope I fall into it, just wish me luck. OF GLORY, I don’t even know what to do with myself
Dec 16th
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Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
Anyone see Robyn on SNL this week?
 I don’t now if i liked it, or if it was completely bat shit crazy
Dec 14th
Dec 12th
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How to sneak out of work early and be in Maryland...
Step 1: get some of your co-workers to pretend your going to lunch. Step 2: grab your overnight bag and run out of the office with your head down, yelling “I’LL BE BACK!!!” Step 3: don’t go back. Step 4: get on a bus to Maryland.
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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I just saw a trash bag walk 5ft
Dec 8th
simplicityandwonder asked: Where do you get your humor?
Dec 7th
Over educated, underempolyed, and wildly...
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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simplicityandwonder asked: if you where a rapper what would your name be?
Dec 4th
Dec 3rd
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Dec 3rd
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